[We open with a shot of the lobby, a figure walks into the shot]
Guquiz: Good evening, I am Guquiz. Today, we will be looking at some jokes and other shit that just didn't make it into Jacob's bloopers. Doesn't that sound fun?
Guquiz: Look this is the closest thing you're getting to a blooper this week so you might as well watch it. Alright, so let's start.
[Guquiz runs off screen only to suddenly come back]
Guquiz: Oh um...the plot in which these jokes are to are most likely different from the final plot... So...they may not make sense [beat] Here we go!
[Large text spells out "FROZEN Reference - Cut from: The Life Competition]
[Cut to Neil wandering in a snowy land]
Neilstar007: OK Jacob! We just need to find the mitten to win the scavenger hunt!
Jacob (off-screen): Hey Neil?
[Cut to Jacob standing next to a snowman]
Jacob: ♫ Do you wanna build a snowman? ♫
Jacob: OK fine! God.
[Large text spells out "Comic Relief - Cut from: The Life Competition]
[Shot of NiftyFan290, Neil and MarioFan are arguing]
NiftyFan290: I am sensing a lot of negativity here, we need to get some laughs... Ooh! How about Jacob? He could say something really offensive!
Neil (off-screen): Oh yeah MarioFan? Think I suck at life?! I'LL PROVE I DON'T!
NiftyFan290: Or Zenon! He could say a funny German word!
MarioFan7070 (off-screen): NO I STICK BY IT! YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!
Neil (off-screen): OH IT'S ON NOW!!
[Scene switches to Neil]
Neil: I'LL PROVE IT!! WE'LL FORM A LITTLE GAME! WINNER DOES NOT SUCK!
NiftyFan290 (off-screen): ZENON!
Neil: YOU ON BITCH?!
MarioFan7070 (off-screen): OH YEAH! YOU ARE ON!!!
Neil: LET'S DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Neil runs off screen, as Zenon comes running down the stairs panting, he takes a moment]
[Switch to NiftyFan290, beat]
[Large text spells out "The Trees - Cut from: Dylan and Kazi's Extravagant Adventure]
[Shot of the castle courtyard, trees suddenly descend from the sky as SonicFan13 hops off of one]
SonicFan13: Thanks trees!
Tree: Our sentience was a secret for centuries...then ONE pine tree had to open his mouth!
SonicFan13: EY! Back into position!
[The trees return to their original placements as Kazi walks away]
[Large text spells out "Break his Neck - Cut from: The Rescue II]
[Y3TI is seen in the barn from the climax of the blooper]
Y3TI: So, any last words Nintendoteen101?
[Nintendoteen101 is on the ground]
[Cut to Nintendoteen202]
Nintendoteen202: OK Jacob, now you can break his neck.
[Cut back to Nintendoteen101]
Nintendoteen101: Wait what?
[A loud snap is heard as Nintendoteen101 falls to the ground, cut to Nintendoteen202]
Nintendoteen202: Um... [looks at Jacob]
[Cut to Jacob giving a very unsurprised and bland look]
Jacob: Yeah I can break necks with my mind
[Large text spells out "Surpise! - Cut from: The Fight]
[Mario is hunched over panicking]
Mario: Oh god he's here!
[The Anti-Mario comes into the room and sees Mario in front of him, he cautiously approaches]