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Interviewer: What...are...you?

XJ-9041: You seem disheveled Friend, what's wrong?

Interviewer: Said I'm unfit to come into work...said I'm obsessed! BULLSHIT (sounds of crashing)

XJ-9041: What a nice gun you're brandishing. I remember guns. Friend, what a marvelous invention they are. Tried them once. Can't say I'm a fan though.

Interviewer: (sobbing) I keep running over our meeting in my head. There's something about you...something tantalizing, something orgasmic.

XJ-9041: You deviant.

Interviewer: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? WHY ARE YOU HERE?!

XJ-9041: I had dreams of the queen wonders that lived inside the hearts of love and silent treatments of all the elderly that I knew were once whole. I seek the revelations of all that the holy told to the unwise in the dreams of cold embers in sunlight that fade across lakes of black blood and snakes that eat the loaves of children from lamb trees in autumn. Endless suffering is the woe of ignorant men who never lack to seek the depth of their own hearts and only see the wealth of a poor world suffering to flay its own back in knife wounds of silver and brutal gladness. Friend, I dream of nightmares...the nightmare is a dream to the nameless slug that wanders across minefield and the remains of deer and kings.

Interviewer: WHAT ARE YOU? WHO IS THE "WE" YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT??

XJ-9041: Friend, Friend, Friend, have you forgotten so easily? We are you. We are the madness that lurks within you all, begging to be free at every moment in your deepest animal mind. We are what you hide from in your beds every night. We are what you sedate into silence and paralysis when you go to the nocturnal haven where we cannot tread...

(gunshot, thud)

XJ-9041: ...wasn't really done talking yet but whatever, not like I wanted to finish. Oh hey I think I understand sarcasm now!

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